Robert Cumberford: Car grilles suffer from ‘wretched excess’

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“Grilles serve as a car’s face, so it is important to use them as marks of identity, and they should be big enough to be recognizable. But there’s a limit that necessarily comes into the single most important element in car design: proportions.

In the past, European critics considered American cars to sport ‘the dollar grin,’ and in the case of early 1950s Buicks with their chrome-tooth ‘bumper-grilles,’ that was a fair comment. Then people criticized some Asian cars for the little pursed-mouth grilles that their company executives believed to be ‘modest’ โ€” which they were, to excess.

But now the glittering acreage of gigantic, shiny grilles has gone past โ€” far past โ€” reasonable equilibrium to wretched excess; that is, to wonderfully well-made ugliness. And ugly cars are an insult to the design profession and to customers asked to buy them. Car design right now is, seemingly, driven too much by fear, with too little imagination being exercised. Simple beauty is sacrificed to being ‘different’ โ€” but not too different. It’s time to revert to the mean.’

— Robert Cumberford, Automobile magazine (2019)

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CJ
CJ
3 years ago

Very well stated, especially the part about ugly cars (and trucks, too), being an insult to the design profession. My question is, with so much ugly and tortured sheetmetal on the road today, can we fairly call their creators designers?

James E. (Jed) Duvall
James E. (Jed) Duvall
3 years ago

I miss the simple, elegant textures and lines of the grills of the cars in the 1930s that were successfully adapted into the late 1940s and 1950s. Okay, the over-the-bumper grill of the 1950 Buick was excessive, but the 1952-1955 toothy grill for the De Soto gave the car distinction vis-a-vis the Chrysler. I have always thought that an egg-crate grill was distinctive as was the waterfall grill. The B-58 1958 Buick and 1959 Cadillac grills were too much, as if the ran out of ideas. While the 1961 Lincoln Continental grill has become a favorite of mine of that model, as the “Kennedy Continentals” evolved, the grills became more cluttered. Part of the problem with grills is that the element is a piece to be changed in the planned obsolescence model-year cycles, rather than keeping continuity. For all of Virgil Exner’s excesses, one of the most enduring grills, ranking up there with Rolls-Royce and Bentley, is the grill continuity of the Chrysler 300s between 1957 and 1964.